Randomly looking for Genshin Impact stuff on Amazon and I found this line of character inspired portable fans, which I thought were cute and adorable and whatever. And then I read some of the reviews because why not?

https://www.amazon.com/HOYOVERSE-Genshin-Impact-Midsummer-Party/dp/B0H8SZRLX8

So I guess if you need some white noise during your attempt at killing yourself, this is a good option!

Yes, I did report it and Amazon said that it didn’t violate any guidelines so….if you want to mention your suicide attempt in writing a review of an Amazon product, feel free!